i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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