She's JV to your varsity
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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