idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Do you still have your period?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
it was like eating out sand paper
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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