I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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