Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
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I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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