I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?