Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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