Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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