so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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