Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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