I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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