I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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