Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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