it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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