My room smells like vodka and shame
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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