You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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