A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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