i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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