Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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