She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I supernannyed him into submission
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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