dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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