Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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