I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I want her autograph on my taint
It's blow job season.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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