margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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