Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
