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I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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