Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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