At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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