I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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