so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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