I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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