How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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