Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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