I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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