i jhust puked up my retainher.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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