so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
She's the barista slut.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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