i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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