Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??