2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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