I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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