I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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