Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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