I think I just saw someone hide a body.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
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You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
My dick has a subreddit
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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