fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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