Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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