He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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