dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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