Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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