My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
