so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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