Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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