4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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