Me too!
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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