I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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