god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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